Genre: RPS/retelling of Hairspray
Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Chad M. Murray/Misha Collins, Samantha Ferris, Michael Rosenbaum, Chris Kane, Steve Carlson, Danneel Harris, mentions of Sandy McCoy, Aldis Hodge, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, Justin Hartley, Jake Abel, Sophia Bush, Jim Beaver, Lauren Cohen, Gabriel Tigerman, and the fictional Priestly.
Summary: There are two things Jared Padalecki loves in this world, dancing and Jensen Ackles. If he gets lucky, he might just get to do both.
Author's Notes: Thank you to candygramme and ambiguous_opal for beta-ing! This is a sick mix of absolute ridiculousness and after school special. It's based on the movie Hairspray (more the musical than the Jon Waters version), with a little Footloose and Dirty Dancing thrown in. There are two lines almost directly cribbed from Hairspray, just because they were that hilarious and needed to be in here, and one adapted from Dirty Dancing. I know nothing about dancing, and my internet research didn't help all that much, so you're stuck with the little I know. Boerne is a suburb of San Antonio, so that's how the title came about. There are song links to some of the songs I felt applied to this story. The people belong to themselves, Priestly belongs to Ten Inch Hero, and Hairspray belongs to Jon Waters. No offense intended, as you can tell this is not meant to be taken seriously.
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