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Title: Good Morning, San Antonio! (part 2/2)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/retelling of Hairspray
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Chad M. Murray/Misha Collins, Samantha Ferris, Michael Rosenbaum, Chris Kane, Steve Carlson, Danneel Harris, mentions of Sandy McCoy, Aldis Hodge, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, Justin Hartley, Jake Abel, Sophia Bush, Jim Beaver, Lauren Cohen, Gabriel Tigerman, and the fictional Priestly.
Summary: There are two things Jared Padalecki loves in this world, dancing and Jensen Ackles. If he gets lucky, he might just get to do both.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme  and [livejournal.com profile] ambiguous_opal   for beta-ing! This is a sick mix of absolute ridiculousness and after school special. It's based on the movie Hairspray (more the musical than the Jon Waters version), with a little Footloose and Dirty Dancing thrown in. There are two lines almost directly cribbed from Hairspray, just because they were that hilarious and needed to be in here, and one adapted from Dirty Dancing.  I know nothing about dancing, and my internet research didn't help all that much, so you're stuck with the little I know. Boerne is a suburb of San Antonio, so that's how the title came about. There are song links to some of the songs I felt applied to this story. The people belong to themselves, Priestly belongs to Ten Inch Hero, and Hairspray belongs to Jon Waters. No offense intended, as you can tell this is not meant to be taken seriously.


Part 2 )
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Title: Good Morning, San Antonio! (part 1/2)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/retelling of Hairspray
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Chad M. Murray/Misha Collins, Samantha Ferris, Michael Rosenbaum, Chris Kane, Steve Carlson, Danneel Harris, mentions of Sandy McCoy, Aldis Hodge, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, Justin Hartley, Jake Abel, Sophia Bush, Jim Beaver, Lauren Cohen, Gabriel Tigerman, and the fictional Priestly.
Summary: There are two things Jared Padalecki loves in this world, dancing and Jensen Ackles. If he gets lucky, he might just get to do both.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme   and  [livejournal.com profile] ambiguous_opal  for beta-ing! This is a sick mix of absolute ridiculousness and after school special. It's based on the movie Hairspray (more the musical than the Jon Waters version), with a little Footloose and Dirty Dancing thrown in. There are two lines almost directly cribbed from Hairspray, just because they were that hilarious and needed to be in here, and one adapted from Dirty Dancing.  I know nothing about dancing, and my internet research didn't help all that much, so you're stuck with the little I know. Boerne is a suburb of San Antonio, so that's how the title came about. There are song links to some of the songs I felt applied to this story. The people belong to themselves, Priestly belongs to Ten Inch Hero, and Hairspray belongs to Jon Waters. No offense intended, as you can tell this is not meant to be taken seriously.


Good Morning, San Antonio! )

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I'm posting today on behalf of an important issue that continues to plague our nation - nay, our planet - and threatens to disrupt the very fiber of human existance.  I had hoped with the dawning of a new decade in the newest millennium that such inequalities would be behind us, but no.  Sadly, these blights on our inherent civil liberties and freedoms continue on, even into our once bright and promising future. 

What is the nature of this insidious threat?

Sexual discrimination.

Yes, you heard me right. I am talking about the discrimination of others based on sex that constitutes adverse action against another person that would not have occurred had the person been of another sex.

And what horrible travesty has occured that has forced me to come out and rally others to the call of gender equality for all?

It is almost too horrible to share, but I must, in order to pave the way for other females so that they may not suffer the same dismissal as we all have in these trying times.

It might be hard to believe, but our beloved Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are the instigators of this crime against the female populace of this planet.  Even the United Nations agrees, stating, "Discriminatory behaviors take many forms, but they all involve some form of exclusion or rejection."

You heard it here, the United Nations is telling us that we are being discriminated against by the male leads of Supernatural

But, Zanne? you ask.  What proof do you have these these young, hot, and no-longer-single men are going out of their way to discriminate against women? 

Take a deep breath, and prepare yourselves for the unthinkable. I have photographic evidence.


           
                       Please note that no female nipples are being squeezed in this picture.


                                             CASE CLOSED


I'm calling the ACLU immediately. Not once have The Boys offered to squeeze my nipples. It's an obvious case of sexual discrimination, the bastards.
 



If you wish your name to be included in the lawsuit, please leave your contact information in the comments.







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Our job to stalk the Supernatural cast kept us busy this week. No, we did not fly to Argentina to have some fun in the sun with Padalecki, though [livejournal.com profile] pippinlove  was all for that trip.

La chica esta loca para El Padalecki.

No, instead we limited our stalkerish activities to the LA area and saw not only Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but also Jensen Ackles…and we went to his movie premiere! Okay, so not all of us got in, but more on that later. 

                               
                                                 Jensen's name in lights...or marker. Whatever.


Kimmel, JDM, Ackles, and the My Bloody Valentine premiere! )
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It was [livejournal.com profile] gilligan2755 ’s [I’m not telling!] birthday - since three of the four of us were born in December, kind of a group celebration – so she decided we must all defy death by doing something humans were not designed to do.


Paragliding/Hang Gliding )
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This weekend we attended another half-marathon. Yes, my friends are certifiably crazy. They run so much they should have thighs the size of tree trunks from all the muscles, but – the world being the unfair place it is – they are accurately proportioned. Dammit. I was also informed that it was an egregious faux pas to refer to such a trifle as a mere 13 miles as an actual marathon, so I probably need to delete the entire Disney entry. *sigh*

LA Half-Marathon )
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Yes, we did it. [livejournal.com profile] gilligan2755 , [livejournal.com profile] scaperanya  and I sat down and watched The Christmas Cottage just to put a couple of bucks into Padalecki's pocket - kind of like a stripper, but without the male nudity. I think we might have respected him more as an artist had he gone with the stripping. Kinkade as shown through interpretative dance! Where are the scripts with the down-on-his luck artist/stripper finding inspiration in a snowy Christmas cottage? Find those scripts, Padalecki!

I really do appreciate Padalecki as an actor... )
 
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Title: Scandalicious! Where America Goes for Gossip: Supernatural or Supernaughty? by Marian Kingsley
Author: ZanneS
Rating: PG (bad language)
Genre: 100% CRACK/RPF...RAF?
Characters: the two cats and tiny dog from "Yellow Fever", OFC, mention of Ackles, Padalecki, and Kripke
Summary: Rumors of juggling on-set catch the attention of the world's biggest gossip mag.
Author's Note: My beta wishes to remain anonymous so as to retain his/her dignity. This story is total crack. I wish I could blame drinking, but I've been sober all weekend.



Scandalicious! )

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