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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 8)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/AU/het
Rating: PG
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, Jensen/OFC
Summary: Castiel is a terrible wingman.
Author's Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] trocket  for betaing! This is another vignette in the Castiel-as-Jensen's-imaginary-friend story.
Disclaimer: Kripke owns Castiel and Jensen owns himself.




Chapter 8 )


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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 7)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/AU
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel
Summary: Jensen's become really good at pretending.
Author's Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moony_mistress for betaing! If you see any Spanish errors, blame Babelfish. This is another vigentte in the Castiel-as-Jensen's-imaginary-friend story.
Disclaimer: Kripke owns Castiel and Jensen owns himself.




Chapter 7 )

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Angel on His Shoulder

Chapter 1
Summary: A strange boy rescues little Jensen from the closet monster one night.

Chapter 2
Summary: Castiel makes a far better Megatron than Josh ever did, even if he can't say the name right.

Chapter 3
Summary: Jensen may have been kissed by the Devil, but Castiel understands that ice cream makes everything better.

Chapter 4
Summary: Jensen's whole family might think he's crazy, but at least he's got Nana Ackles.

Chapter 5
Summary: Fourth grade kind of sucks when you're the weird kid.

Chapter 6
Summary: If Jensen's parents learned about this, it would mean going back to the doctor for sure.

Chapter 7
Summary: Jensen's become really good at pretending.
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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 6)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/AU
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel
Summary: If Jensen's parents learned about this, it would mean going back to the doctor for sure.
Author's Note: Thanks to moony_mistress for betaing!
Disclaimer: Kripke owns Castiel and Jensen owns himself.



Ch. 6 )
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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 5)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPF/AU/Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, extended members of Jensen's family
Summary: Fourth grade kind of sucks when you're the weird kid. 
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]moony_mistress   for betaing! This story will be comprised of a series of vignettes of Jensen and Castiel at different ages as their relationship develops over the years.
Disclaimer: Jensen and his family own themselves, Kripke owns Castiel.



 

Ch. 5 )

 


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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 4)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPF/AU/Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, extended members of Jensen's family
Summary: Jensen's whole family might think he's crazy, but at least he's got Nana Ackles. 
Author's Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moony_mistress   for betaing! This story will be comprised of a series of vignettes of Jensen and Castiel at different ages as their relationship develops over the years.
Disclaimer: Jensen and his family own themselves, Kripke owns Castiel.




Ch. 4 )
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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 3)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPF/AU/Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, extended members of Jensen's family
Summary: Jensen may have been kissed by the Devil, but Castiel understands that ice cream makes everything better.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [info]moony_mistress   for betaing! This story will be comprised of a series of vignettes of Jensen and Castiel at different ages as their relationship develops over the years.
Disclaimer: Jensen and his family own themselves, Kripke owns Castiel.





Ch. 3 )

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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 2)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPF/AU/Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, Uriel, extended members of Jensen's family
Summary: Castiel makes a far better Megatron than Josh ever did, even if he can't say the name right.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] moony_mistress   for betaing! She also inspired the Metatron comment. This story will be comprised of a series of vignettes of Jensen and Castiel at different ages as their relationship develops over the years.
Disclaimer: Jensen and his family own themselves, Kripke owns Castiel.




Ch. 2 )


 


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Title: Angel on His Shoulder (Ch. 1)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPF/AU/Gen
Rating: G
Characters: Jensen, Castiel, Uriel, extended members of Jensen's family
Summary: A strange boy rescues little Jensen from the closet monster one night.
Author's Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] celtprincess13  and [livejournal.com profile] gypsy_atavari for betaing! This story will be comprised of a series of vignettes of Jensen and Castiel at different ages as their relationship develops over the years.
Disclaimer: Jensen and his family own themselves, Kripke owns Castiel.



Ch. 1 )

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Go read about Jason Manns' concert (and a slight mention of Steve's) at Blogspot Z! There were some people you might know there....

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Title: Good Morning, San Antonio! (part 2/2)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/retelling of Hairspray
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Chad M. Murray/Misha Collins, Samantha Ferris, Michael Rosenbaum, Chris Kane, Steve Carlson, Danneel Harris, mentions of Sandy McCoy, Aldis Hodge, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, Justin Hartley, Jake Abel, Sophia Bush, Jim Beaver, Lauren Cohen, Gabriel Tigerman, and the fictional Priestly.
Summary: There are two things Jared Padalecki loves in this world, dancing and Jensen Ackles. If he gets lucky, he might just get to do both.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme  and [livejournal.com profile] ambiguous_opal   for beta-ing! This is a sick mix of absolute ridiculousness and after school special. It's based on the movie Hairspray (more the musical than the Jon Waters version), with a little Footloose and Dirty Dancing thrown in. There are two lines almost directly cribbed from Hairspray, just because they were that hilarious and needed to be in here, and one adapted from Dirty Dancing.  I know nothing about dancing, and my internet research didn't help all that much, so you're stuck with the little I know. Boerne is a suburb of San Antonio, so that's how the title came about. There are song links to some of the songs I felt applied to this story. The people belong to themselves, Priestly belongs to Ten Inch Hero, and Hairspray belongs to Jon Waters. No offense intended, as you can tell this is not meant to be taken seriously.


Part 2 )
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Title: Good Morning, San Antonio! (part 1/2)
Author: ZanneS
Genre: RPS/retelling of Hairspray
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, Chad M. Murray/Misha Collins, Samantha Ferris, Michael Rosenbaum, Chris Kane, Steve Carlson, Danneel Harris, mentions of Sandy McCoy, Aldis Hodge, Tom Welling, Allison Mack, Justin Hartley, Jake Abel, Sophia Bush, Jim Beaver, Lauren Cohen, Gabriel Tigerman, and the fictional Priestly.
Summary: There are two things Jared Padalecki loves in this world, dancing and Jensen Ackles. If he gets lucky, he might just get to do both.
Author's Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] candygramme   and  [livejournal.com profile] ambiguous_opal  for beta-ing! This is a sick mix of absolute ridiculousness and after school special. It's based on the movie Hairspray (more the musical than the Jon Waters version), with a little Footloose and Dirty Dancing thrown in. There are two lines almost directly cribbed from Hairspray, just because they were that hilarious and needed to be in here, and one adapted from Dirty Dancing.  I know nothing about dancing, and my internet research didn't help all that much, so you're stuck with the little I know. Boerne is a suburb of San Antonio, so that's how the title came about. There are song links to some of the songs I felt applied to this story. The people belong to themselves, Priestly belongs to Ten Inch Hero, and Hairspray belongs to Jon Waters. No offense intended, as you can tell this is not meant to be taken seriously.


Good Morning, San Antonio! )

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I'm posting today on behalf of an important issue that continues to plague our nation - nay, our planet - and threatens to disrupt the very fiber of human existance.  I had hoped with the dawning of a new decade in the newest millennium that such inequalities would be behind us, but no.  Sadly, these blights on our inherent civil liberties and freedoms continue on, even into our once bright and promising future. 

What is the nature of this insidious threat?

Sexual discrimination.

Yes, you heard me right. I am talking about the discrimination of others based on sex that constitutes adverse action against another person that would not have occurred had the person been of another sex.

And what horrible travesty has occured that has forced me to come out and rally others to the call of gender equality for all?

It is almost too horrible to share, but I must, in order to pave the way for other females so that they may not suffer the same dismissal as we all have in these trying times.

It might be hard to believe, but our beloved Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki are the instigators of this crime against the female populace of this planet.  Even the United Nations agrees, stating, "Discriminatory behaviors take many forms, but they all involve some form of exclusion or rejection."

You heard it here, the United Nations is telling us that we are being discriminated against by the male leads of Supernatural

But, Zanne? you ask.  What proof do you have these these young, hot, and no-longer-single men are going out of their way to discriminate against women? 

Take a deep breath, and prepare yourselves for the unthinkable. I have photographic evidence.


           
                       Please note that no female nipples are being squeezed in this picture.


                                             CASE CLOSED


I'm calling the ACLU immediately. Not once have The Boys offered to squeeze my nipples. It's an obvious case of sexual discrimination, the bastards.
 



If you wish your name to be included in the lawsuit, please leave your contact information in the comments.







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Pardon my use of annoying and inappropriate abbreviations throughout this entire post but...

OMGWTF, Jensen Ackles is so damn rockstar in this picture. Could we please have a sweaty one with leather pants and no shirt next time, God? Kthnx, bye. My nun application is in the mail.


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Blogspot Z: The Last Place to Go for News 




                                            
                                                  The Miner promotes safety first…in the workplace and in the bedroom.


To celebrate Valentine’s Day MBV style, I’ve compiled a list of must-haves, assorted links, and a contest that will tide you over for the holiday.

MBV Fun 'n Frolic )
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Blogspot Z: The Last Place to Go for News



[profile] scaperanya  and I went to see MBV again.
 
For purely research purposes, of course...and the fact that a movie about a mall cop got second at the box office means America has no soul...or taste. Whatever. We did our part to fight The Man, who obviously wears black socks and white shoes with his shorts. 

You'll all be happy to hear that Edwards has the "cool" glasses, so we did not look like we'd recently had major eye surgery.

But you want the important stuff, right? So here you go....

Upon second viewing, this movie is a lot better. I think the wonder of 3D distracted me the first time, so this time I watched everything else. The gore wasn't too much, Jensen was still prettier than Jesus, and his Ackting was really quite good, especially compared to the rest of the cast. The first time he seemed too downplayed, but this time I saw his character for what he was and was quite impressed. It's still understated, but in a way it should be.

Don't get me wrong, the plotholes can be seen from space, right along with the Great Wall of China and Jared Padalecki, but it's really quite an entertaining slasher movie.  

So, in an event never before seen on Blogspot Z, I am changing my rating.

I am granting MBV another 1/2 screaming Jensen  , to make my score a nice, round 4 screaming Jensens out of a possible 5. 

Way to go, Mr. Ackles. You done good.
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Blogspot Z: The Last Place to Go for News (affectionately known in media circles as ZSPN)


We went to see My Bloody Valentine (3D) to support The Ackles’ career, so I expect a thank you note for the approximately $60 he picked from our pockets.

Picked...get it? There's a miner with a.... Okay, moving on.

                                             


Not that it was bad. It was what it was, a horror movie with lots of blood and some boobies…and other girly bits I really wasn’t interested in seeing, but Ackles seems to pick roles in which one of the female leads must flash her tits and ass.

You think he’ll be dating Betsy Rue in a few months?


My Bloody Valentine (spoilers ahead!) )
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Our job to stalk the Supernatural cast kept us busy this week. No, we did not fly to Argentina to have some fun in the sun with Padalecki, though [livejournal.com profile] pippinlove  was all for that trip.

La chica esta loca para El Padalecki.

No, instead we limited our stalkerish activities to the LA area and saw not only Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but also Jensen Ackles…and we went to his movie premiere! Okay, so not all of us got in, but more on that later. 

                               
                                                 Jensen's name in lights...or marker. Whatever.


Kimmel, JDM, Ackles, and the My Bloody Valentine premiere! )
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It was [livejournal.com profile] gilligan2755 ’s [I’m not telling!] birthday - since three of the four of us were born in December, kind of a group celebration – so she decided we must all defy death by doing something humans were not designed to do.


Paragliding/Hang Gliding )
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The gang ([livejournal.com profile] gilligan2755  and [livejournal.com profile] scaperanya ) and I clad ourselves in kilts and colored hair in order to see Ten Inch Hero, the Jensen Ackles magnum opus (only after Devour)…again. Yes! We've seen it more than once, but this is the first time we saw it as a collective – except for [livejournal.com profile] pippinlove , who claims to have these things called a “life” and a “husband” – so that made us Ten Inch Hero virgins, right? We were rehymenated, so to speak!

Oh, man…did I just kind of imply that Ackles popped our metaphorical cherries? Hot damn! That’s the story I’m telling my grandchildren…except that “movie” will be replaced with “prom”, and “hero” will become the ancient Minoan word for "penis". 

                       

Ten Inch Hero )
 

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