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“You think she’s a witch?”

“A witch? C’mon, Dean, even witches have better sense than to live in Ohio.” Sam flicked a damp strand of hair out of his eyes, struggling to keep up with his brother’s longer gait.

“Dad fought that sorcerer in Banner,” Dean argued. “This place is Vegas compared to that.”

Sam rolled his eyes. “That guy couldn’t pull a rabbit out of his hat. I wouldn’t call him a sorcerer.”

“Maybe they like small towns,” Dean added. “Nowhere to go, nothing to do. Maybe it makes the kids taste like veal.”

“If she’s into fatted calves, then why-”

“Stop talking!” Coach Sylvester shouted through the megaphone. “This is detention, and rather than pay illegal laborers exorbitant amounts of federal funds to flatten our new track, I’m using you – the unwashed malcontents of McKinley High – to do the work for free, so I can use that money to fly my Cheerios to Tibet to be blessed by the Dalai Lama before Nationals! Now, thirty more laps to even out the right side!”

At the groan of complaint from the gasping and retching kids littering the field, Sue Sylvester raised her megaphone to her mouth once more and said, “You think this is hard? Try passing kidney stones while climbing Mt. Fuji! Now that’s hard!”

Dean cocked an eyebrow in Sam’s direction as they rounded the final turn.

“How about a demon?”


Date: 2011-04-02 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lelaro.livejournal.com
i love sue sylvester, she is a complete bad ass!

also, not surprised that sam and dean finish their laps, unlike the poor puking unamed characters in the background.

Just out of curiosity, is puck or other new direction guys somewhere in the detention? (if he is, how many laps did he make before collapsing?)

Date: 2011-04-02 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
To be fair, Sam and Dean still have 30 more laps to go. They're just in better shape than most of the other kids. Puck was there pushing Artie around the newly razed track, but then Coach Sylvester kicked them both out of detention for making ruts in the dirt.

Date: 2011-04-02 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lelaro.livejournal.com
awesome, but what did artie do to get detention? besides possibly use a shuester style vest?

Date: 2011-04-02 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
He had the audacity to use Sue's prime parking space, which happened to be the only handicapped space in the entire school parking lot that she had claimed using field chalk and stencils to write her name on the asphalt. She told him tenure beat out the handicap sticker on his car.

Date: 2011-04-02 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lelaro.livejournal.com
*snicker* i love sue she is so over the top and i could see her do this on the show with no effort whatsoever!

Date: 2011-04-02 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
Thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-04-02 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomstasis.livejournal.com
lol! "the kids taste like veal", indeed! And it's a pun!

also-flattening the track, snorfle.

Date: 2011-04-02 07:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-02 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seergirl.livejournal.com
*snickers* I vote Demon, I totally vote demon. And Sue would be so bad ass she's like have no interest in the apocalypse either.

Funny. And perfectly in character.

Date: 2011-04-02 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2011-04-02 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charlie-jae.livejournal.com
LoL I love this form of detention, especially with Sam and Dean trying to figure Sylvester out.

Date: 2011-04-02 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
Sue would go for a more useful, physical detention. Most likely something like washing and waxing her car.

Date: 2011-04-06 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntmo9.livejournal.com
Even witches have better sense than to live in Ohio

LOL...I have no doubt Sue is something evil, probably a demon...I mean look how many case Sam and Dean have had in Ohio...that place is a breeding ground for bad stuff

Date: 2011-04-07 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
This was when they were young and didn't realize evil actually had its origins in Ohio. ;-)

Date: 2011-04-07 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] labseraph.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHA. Sue Sylvester is meaner than any demon and will kick awesome ass.

*chortle*

Date: 2011-04-07 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zannes.livejournal.com
The Boys wouldn't know what to do with her!

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